NEWSFLASH: Lindsay Lohan no longer relevant; thinks she still is

According to reports from Radar, Lindsay Lohan’s mom (Dina Lohan – oh, Dina) is claiming Lindsay was having a secret affair with Heath Ledger before he passed away and that his death had a serious effect on her and “fucked her up”; and that Dear old Dina is worried Lindsay will do something similar to what Heath Ledger did.

When this publicity attempt fails, Dina will then claim Lindsay had affairs with Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, and EdMcMahon to see if any of those stick either.


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AU Alumni, feminist, master of peanut butter brownies. Lover of Teddy Roosevelt, politics, analyzing popular culture, and general nerdery.

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