Toddlers are craptastic friends

In this hilarious article from momlogic, a mom details how her toddler is quote “Kind of an A**hole.”

hipster toddler - he's seen the lost episodes of Spoungebob you didn't even know existed.

It’s so true. Toddlers are such crappy friends. Aside from the reasons listed on the article – she’s self-absorbed, she’s a slob – they almost never let you do the things you want to do. I mean, seriously. When’s the last time you were babysitting or with your kids and they understood when you said, “I don’t want to watch Backyardigans” or “No, don’t put the dog poo in your mouth?”

I mean, come on. If I have to remind you not to put dog poo in your mouth, something’s up. Plus, they cry and scream if you do so much as go grocery shopping. I mean, learn a little patience.

Seriously, though. This article is hilarious. Check it.

PS: What is with me writing about little kids lately? Weird/interesting new development.

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About beckawall

AU Alumni, feminist, master of peanut butter brownies. Lover of Teddy Roosevelt, politics, analyzing popular culture, and general nerdery.

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